26 janvier 2011

Une petite Clémentine... - Une histoire très osée pour adultes seulement


Une petite Clémentine…

Une petite Clémentine bien juteuse, rentrant tard le soir, s'adresse à sa mamandarine :

C : « Tu ne diras rien à papamplemousse n'est-ce pas mamandarine? » 
M : « Mais raconte moi ma petite Clémentine, qu'y a-t-il ? »      
C : « ze suis sortie avec zoli Citron qui me chantait la pomme. Il m'a pressé, ze suis devenue pressée, et il a eu un zeste déplacé...
M : « Un geste déplacé ? »
C : « Oui maintenant z'ai peur d'avoir des pépins... »


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